Epal

Syarikat Epal or whatever..

Semalam dlm kul 2 camtu ade sorang minah ni ketuk pintu.
Bile aku bukak, die suh panggil mak.

Ingat die kawan mak aku, aku pun panggil la.
Rupenye die nak ajar menjait, die kate free.
Mak aku pun panggil aku suh sign up.

Aku blur.
Die bagi borang kale kuning, tanye aku minat menjait x?
Aku diam, die terus kate..ala minat la tu..
Dlm ati aku mcm pelik, nak je kate 'apsal pakse2 ni?'
Tapi sebbaik aku sempat pk sebelum cakap.
Die tunjuk leaflet syarikat die. Syarikat Epal ke apetah..yg penting ade perkataan 'epal'.
Leaflet tu ade satu jekk dan dah koyak rabak.
Tapi aku tatau nape, aku terus bagi personal details. Die kate 5 inggit 1 jam.
Aku tanye katne? bile?
Die kate 'Skarang la, kat rumah awak'.
Aku terus rasa x sedap, btau suh dtg time lain. Die pun kate, ok la kul 430.
Pastu die blah camtu jek.

Aku cam kompius gile. Aku pandang je die dari blakang. Die pakai tudung coklet, blaus putih ngan skirt coklet. Orgnye tembam2 sket. Skirt die jarang gile gile.

Sambil tggu kul 430 aku pk mcm2..
Pelik, apsal nak dtg ngaja kat rumah? Leh cayer ke?
Kang die pukau nye aku, die rompak rumah aku yg takde ape2 ni camne?
Die ade geng merogol ke ape ke..culik adik aku ke kan?
Hish pelik2 pulak aku pk

Aku mintak pandangan yeh..die pun kate suh kensel aje

Last aku wat keputusan, pesan kat bibik kalau die dtg ckp je aku kuar..xde kat rumah.
Kul 4 bertalu2 die tekan loceng umah aku. Aku dgr bibik kate aku emergency, kawan aku call suh gi KL..haha pandai gak bibik outa.
Pastu aku dgr gak die tanye ' Mak die mane? tanak blaja? Tu adik die? tanak jugak?'
Nada suara die memakse.

Tak lame pastu aku turun, die dah blah dah. Tanye bibik ape jadi..bibik kate org tu pakse2 die malas nak layan..heh..

Malam tu cousin aku Hawa dan tunangnye encik shah datang beraye umah aku.
Pompuan syarikat Epal tu call, tanye aku katne.
Aku cakap kensel je la, lagipun ade tetamu kat rumah.
Die bengang terus marah aku, jerit ' Eh apsal nak kensel2 plak ni??? I dah ade kat area rumah u niii"
Aku tak suh die tunggu sampai malam pun..aku balas 'Kan ade org dtg rumah ni..cemane la pulak saye tetibe nak blaja menjait kan?' Baru la die cool pastu letak tepon.

Hawa ngan Shah dengar conversation aku tuh. Aku pun cite la kat dewang psl incident pompuan syarikat Epal tu.

Terus Shah cite pasal incident pukau yg berlaku kat Atuk die.
Ceritenye mcm tu gakla, ade org dtg, promote barang..masuk rumah.
Atuk die sedar2 kat dalam kereta depan Tabung Haji.
Nasib baik lom kua duit, terus suh org tu patah balik ke rumah.

Hish..moral of the story, jgn selambe2 aje ajak org yg x dikenali masuk rumah tau.

Nasi Tomato

Demonstrasi Aman:

Nasi Tomato

Beras (7 cup)
Ghee (4 sudu beso)
Bunga Lawang (4)
Bunga cengkih (4)
Kayu manis (2 berukuran 4 cm :P)

Bahan blend:
Bawang merah (20)
Bawang putih (6)
Buah Keras (5)
Halia (5cm)

Susu sejat (1 tin)
Tomato Sos (2 cawan)
Garam
Air

1. Basuh beras bersih2
2. Panaskan ghee, masukkan bunga lawang, bunga cengkih ngan kulit kayu manis.
3. Tumis bahan2 blend.
4. Agak2 dah wangi tu, masukkan air sket.
5. Masukkan beras, tomato sos ngan susu sejat (evaporated milk).
6. Gaul sampai sekata, masukkan garam.
7. Air.
8. Kalau nak best, agak2 sebelum nasi tu masak betul, gaul bawang goreng dalam nasi. Nanti wangi.



Acar timun

Timun (2)
Carrot (1)
garam (1 sudu)
Bawang merah (8)
Bawang putih (4)
Buah keras (3)
cili merah (1)
serbuk kunyit (1/2 sudu kecik)
cuka (3/4 cawan)
gula (3.5 sudu beso)
biji sawi (1 sudu kecik)
Bawang besar (1) - dadu
1 cawan udang kering.

1. Potong timun ngan carrot. Nak bagi cantik potongla panjang agak2 2.5 cm.
2. Tabur garam, tunggu 2 jam.
3. Lepas 2 jam, letak timun n carrot tu atas towel kering.
4. Blend bawang merah, bawang putih, cili and buah keras.
5. Tumis biji sawi.
6. Masukkan bahan2 yg dah blend tu tadi.
7. Tumbuk udang kering.
8. Masukkan pulak udang kering tu.
9. Tabur kunyit sket.
10. Masukkan cuka dan gula
11. Gaul sume tu sampai pekat.
12. Finale.. masukkan timun, carrot dan bawang besar. Gaul hingga sekata.

Ayam Tomato

Ayam (1 ekor)
Bawang merah (5)
Bawang putih (5)
Halia
Cili kering (30)
Santan (1)
Tomato sos
gula
garam
bawang besar (hiris bulat)
kacang peas
Tomato (sliced)

1. Goreng ayam (garam+kunyit) sampai crispy, ketepikan.
2. Blend cili kering.
3. Tumbuk bawang putih and bawang merah.
4. Hiris halia.
5. Tumis bahan 2,3 & 4.
6. Dah menggelegak, masukkan santan, tomato sos, gula dan garam. Gaul dan gaul.
7. Masuk ayam.
8. Masuk bawang besar,kacang peas n tomato.
9. Bleh hidang, bleh makan.

Sekian demonstrasi kita pada hari ini.

WFL 5902

Till this date, my car got hit 3 times (which are all by men drivers)..and this morning nearly got hit by another men driving WFL 5092.

Once at a stress management session in the previous company (everyone has to join), a colleague brought up an issue of men and women drivers. So I told the class of being hit 3 times by men drivers, which I stress, not all men drivers are good drivers..and they too are imperfect creatures like us women so back to back we're all the same when it comes to driving. It depends on the individual.

But u know what the speaker said?? She's a lady mind you..
She said ' Well, maybe u were the one driving terhegeh2' ..sarcastically..

Hello..
1st incident:
The traffic light is red and still red.
Suddenly felt a bump.
I knew someone kisses my car's ass, looked at the trafic light, and its still red.

So which part of that is terhegeh2??

2nd incident:
I was on the left lane, indicating i'm turning left after the traffic light.
A van next to me was in the right lane, which means he shouldn't turn left.
As the traffic light goes green I turned my wheel left, while the van next to me also happily turned left and rammed into my lane, into my car.

And..which part is the terhegeh2 part??

3rd incident:
Also the traffic light, same incident as incident number 1.

So does any of these incident prove that women are just 'terhegeh2' drivers??
Well generally some are, I do too when I dont know the way around the particular town.
But so are everyone, so are men for goodness sake!

And this morning,
An incident nearly happen close to incident number2, so before he rammed my car, I honked.

He, put up his hand and gave me the sign(the not so very nice one la of course).
I ignored. I drove happily towards my house.
He followed me closely, really closely.

So what does it mean? U felt threatened by a lady's honking yeah?
heh..U're so damn insecure Mr driver.

At the junction turning to my house I stopped, quite a while, just letting him reach his destination a bit later than he intended.
hehe

Then I turned right gave a signal and cornered into my house.
The takde kerja driver also stopped behind my car.

I got out of my car, and he drove away.

Isnt that just silly and insecure??

urghh..obnoxious.

Halal vegetarian pork, product of Australia, packed for Singapore.

Comments??

a should see, u'd feel..

Feelings

Noticed when u hang out with some people u sometimes felt very small, kinda stupid and not worth a penny?
Specially when they talk about the world, which u felt like u were supposed to know but shamefully u didn't?
And then u had to keep quiet, let yourself be the listener and try to put aside the 'depressed' feelings?

Well, yeah u do..coz u're scared if u said sumthing..and it happens to be kinda 'stupid' they'd smirk..and hid their amusements of u.

And i'm thinking..
is it only myself who sumtime felt this way?

Let me tell u, the feeling is sad and stupid. U should'nt be feeling this way at all..or should u?
Is it easy to put these feelings aside? yeah..i guess I have to..

Please ignore this entry..i'm emotional and i hate cabbage soup.

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